If this newsletter finds you hot and sweaty, remember there’s three ways to ride a heat wave:
The Urfalı: Throw rocks at the sun
The Adanalı: Praise Willis Hava-land Carrier.
The Engin Abi: Leave planet Earth.
Oh, and don’t miss Rabia Çetin’s report on Turkey’s brain drain and the concerned mothers who are encouraging their kids to live abroad.
