Kick In The Grain

Issue #175

If this newsletter finds you hot and sweaty, remember there’s three ways to ride a heat wave:

1. The Urfalı: Throw rocks at the sun

2. The Adanalı: Praise Willis Hava-land Carrier.

3. The Engin Abi: Leave planet Earth.

Oh, and don’t miss Rabia Çetin’s report on Turkey’s brain drain and the concerned mothers who are encouraging their kids to live abroad.

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